Sagacious Rambling

Her last post was on December 19, 2008 and was about Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby’s father’s mother. Got that? The mother of the guy who impregnated Bristol Palin. Yeah. That’s a mouthful. Anyway that kid’s mother was arrested.

Anyway, SR is MIA and since she did post within the last three months we’re plugging the machines in and throwing her blog on life support.

Humor, Satire, Slam 101

The last post is called “The Fire” from November 18, 2008. She poses an interesting question — did she over-react to a fire across the way by asking her son to call 911 or was she panicked and hysterical? I think she reacted normally, but you can decide for yourself.

Since there are but two lonely posts from three months ago, she’s being plugged into life support.

The Running Man

This running man updates sporadically, roughly once every month. He needs some TLC and an ace bandage stat.

In Search of Fun Patty

The last post is from October 27, 2008 and is titled “Elephants.”

Patty! Where are you? We’re also searching for you. You must be somewhere. Did the elephant crush you? I hope not. I will wheel you into ICU. Please hold still while I insert the IV.

Desperately Seeking Sanity

The last post is from December 3, 2008 and is titled, “Update, damn I suck at blogging lately.”

You don’t suck, we just miss you. Here’s some adrenaline, maybe we can pump some new life into you.

Guilty Secret

I think this blogger has moved on and no longer updates. However, it seems one could possibly contact the owner and ask for permission.

This blog is going into the morgue (slams the drawer shut). However, the blog has been reincarnated as Project Subrosa. Go check it out!

Ramblings of a Madman

The last post is from May 15, 2008 and is titled “I’m OK!” Are you okay? You have 254 comments at last check and everyone is worried about you. Please give some closure. Have you moved on or do we need to issue a death certificate?